Monday 8 February 2010

The joys of snow


Today is one of those days when the forecasts made by BBC Weather and my weather widget just don't match at all. The BBC predicts plain old grey cloud (and yes, there's plenty of that out there), while the widget predicts sleet. The five-day forecast is in a similar state of disagreement. The BBC claims it will start snowing on the same day as my widget says it will stop.

Regardless of what anyone predicts, I have only to look out the window to see that it's actually snowing. Again. Fat white flakes are all aflurry, lingering for a short while when they land on cars, and melting immediately on contact with the ground.

At first, walking outside this morning, I thought the flakes were my imagination. But by now, when they've expanded and increased their numbers drastically, I know that they're very real, and very definitely snow.

Back in December, I was desperate for snow, and jealous of people who had some before we did. But by New Year, driving in Scotland, I wished it would just go away. Every time I got in the car, I was certain that some vehicle or other was going to slide out of control, and we were all going to get smashed to a bloody pulp. And, indeed, there were a few scary moments when the car spun out (at very low speed) in a car park, slid, or got stuck. Even getting hit by a snowball while driving along in the dark was a scary experience.

Driving a car was only the beginning of the problems. Walking in the snow, even while wearing thick socks and thermal boot liners, was painful to my cold-sensitive Australian toes (weak! ahem, ahem). And as for pushing my daughter's buggy through the snow to nursery... well, I couldn't decide which was worse: getting bogged in fresh snow, or sliding all over the place on the compacted, icy stuff. On ice, just walking is perilous.

The consistency of snow also proved tricky for snowperson* building, though when, at last, Stacey the Snowlady was erected in the garden, she stayed with us for a couple of weeks. My daughter gazed sadly at her through the window, as she deteriorated day by day:

"Oh no, Mummy! Stacey's nose falled off! She lost her eye!"

Meanwhile, I was grateful that it was too cold for the rubbish to rot and stink, and too cold, it seemed, even for rats. There was no rubbish collected in our street for just over four weeks, and since many of my neighbours had missed that last collection, there was a lot of rubbish out there on the footpath.

I remember all too well how revolting it was when there was no rubbish collected from the suburb of Melbourne I used to live in. The whole place stank to high heaven. Rubbish spread, loose, over the footpaths and into the gutters. And I'm quite, quite certain that there was a greater than usual infestation of rodents and cockroaches (which is really saying something).

And so, perhaps I should stop complaining about the grey weather, and the cold, and even the snow, which is still a big novelty for me in any case. I should just buy a toboggan, maybe some huskies, and enjoy not being burnt to a crisp or eaten by rodents in my sleep#.

Notes:
* I'm not overly concerned about PC snow construction, no, but my daughter places great importance on the gender and characters of her snowmen, snowladies and snowgirls.
# A genuine possibility. Even very hungry mice (during a plague, say) will eat what they can of a person who doesn't kick them off after the first tentative bites during the night. And we all know that rats are worse than mice.

Monday 1 February 2010

Extra, extra! Lazy blogger remembers password and manages to blog about nothing! Extra!

Shame on me! It's been so long since I logged into this blog that I almost managed to forget my password. Anyone would think that living in Coventry has seen me drop into a quasi-comatose state of blog-unworthy non-activity (when obviously, Coventry is actually super, super exciting... ahem).

But let's face it, blogging about nothing is probably the norm rather than the exception, so it's about time I started twisting the banal facts of my existence and attempting to make them interesting... even if only to my regular readership of a single housebound cat, who strayed onto the computer keyboard one afternoon, found its way to this blog via Visit Wales, and was too lazy to leave.

If you, like that cat, would like to see some photos of Earlsdon, my home corner of Coventry (and some photos of cats), take a peek at this slideshow. It really captures the local vibe, and I enjoyed the photos so much that I felt the urge to pass them on (in what must be the quasi-comatose blogger's equivalent of jumping up and down with excitement).


I also stumbled across user Sadieshatterly's pictures of Coventry. If only I had her energy, patience, skill... and some room on my camera's SD card, I might almost be tempted to trudge around taking pictures myself. Until then, enjoy her work!

Wednesday 7 October 2009

Getting to know the NHS - finding medical services and getting help when you're panicking

Last night, I almost had a heart attack.

My daughter, carrying her skipping rope down the steep, narrow staircase, took a tumble. I heard the sickening, rolling thud-thud-thud and saw her land, on her head, on the last step, stopped only by the wall. For an agonisingly slow moment there was quiet and stillness. I didn't know what to think. I didn't know what to do. I let out a scream. She started crying. And soon she was in my arms, her face smeared with blood but her neck mercifully unbroken.

I went through the typical panicky stages.

She can't be hurt.
She must be hurt. Or worse.
She's alive!
Call an ambulance!
No, don't call an ambulance, she can move, she's alert, nothing's broken... we can take her to hospital ourselves.
Does she need the hospital now? A doctor tomorrow?
Who can we ask?

Thankfully, in the UK, NHS Direct operates a 24-hour telephone advice line. A quick Google search brought up the number, 0845 4647. And, despite the web page's warnings that it might take a while before someone could address our inquiry (due to swine flu-related increased call volume), an assessment of my daughter's state began immediately. A nurse asked detailed questions and was able to advise what to check for, and where to take her if she displayed any of a list of symptoms of serious injury.

For a person new to the area, the country, and the British medical system (and especially such a person in a panic), this phone service is an absolute godsend. Without it, I would have been forced to choose between calling emergency services on 999 or the Europe-wide number, 112 (and potentially wasting ambulance time and resources), or just sitting at home praying she would be all right until I could find a doctor the next day, not knowing what to do or look out for in the meantime. Not a good range of options!

We are, at least, registered with a GP, and my daughter has been assigned a child health visitor, who, last week, conducted a 3-year-old development check. We've also been assigned NHS numbers and so are part of the system, and therefore much more prepared for illness and emergency than we were for a long time in Germany. (If you have relocated to or within the UK and need to search for a GP, dentist, pharmacy or other health services, this NHS services search page may help.)

In Germany, I didn't take good care of my health because I didn't have a doctor. It all seemed too hard. Finding a doctor I could communicate with was tricky, and making appointments with the receptionist was even trickier. I neglected myself because it was easier, that's the honest truth. And then one Sunday morning, around 4 or 5 am, I woke up quite suddenly ill, and had no idea where to go or who to see. I didn't even know where the nearest hospital was, apart from one that only took outpatients during business hours, Monday-Friday. I had no idea who to call, no idea what to say to anyone if I did call, and generally... no idea. It took a couple of hours to work out where I could go for treatment for a condition too urgent to leave untreated for another day and a half, but not urgent enough to be ambulance-worthy.

And now that I'm here in the UK, I'm thinking I really should go to the GP... but I need about 4 appointments just to cover all the aspects of my health that I've neglected. So I put it off a bit longer, because it all seems like such hard work. I just don't know where to start.

One thing I should do, though, is learn some First Aid, so I'm better prepared for my daughter's next emergency. Yes. I really, really should. I'll add it to my list of Things to Do in Order to Become a Less Bad Mother.

Wednesday 30 September 2009

A new home for my packing boxes, and a new mouldy dilemma

Well, it's done.

I have moved out of the maths house (though I hate to think what I left behind, stuffed down the sides of the couch, behind and under beds, and stuck inside the washing machine). And now, at last, I’m establishing myself as Coventry's newest, and possibly maddest, "Australian lady".

I'm living in a packing box-piled, semi-organised terrace house, doing civilised things like walking to the shops and walking my daughter to nursery. I am, to all intents and purposes, Settling In, although sometimes I feel that confusion follows me everywhere I go. Little things shock me, too, like mail suddenly poking through the letterbox in the front door, while I'm in the front room. My daughter, hearing someone, wants to throw the door open and see who's there, while I, feeling strangely violated, want to hide behind the couch. How dare those letters and junk mail enter my house without my permission?! They could have knocked first! Or gone into a letterbox at the front gate, a respectable distance away... yes, that would be far less intrusive.

(For those of you who find this strange, I grew up in a house that Australia Post didn't even visit. All our mail went to a post office box. This slot in the door thing is quite a shock to my system.)

The house has given me some bragging rights – yes, it has a renovated bathroom, six-burner stove, huge oven, nice little garden out the back. I’m also proud to announce, to the folks back home who think attics are Rich People's luxuries, that I do have a storage loft, with cute little pull-down stairs. (My puffed-out chest must deflate slightly as I admit I haven’t actually pulled them down myself yet, let alone climbed them. But I’ve seen it done, so I know it’s possible.)

And so, thanks to the loft, all the packing boxes will have a home until the next move. They’re ready to be reused yet again. Still sturdy, I think their willingness to keep moving will outlast mine.

On the downside of the house, it is, at its narrowest (the bathroom at the rear), a mere 172 cm wide. No bathroom cupboards. No room for the little cupboard that’s come all the way from Canberra to Potsdam to Coventry. (It’s sitting in the backyard, wrapped in bubblewrap, waiting for a home in the house, and hoping it doesn’t get rained on.)

Even the lovely stove/oven has its drawbacks. Evidently somebody got a bit vigorous with cleaning it in the past, and most of the information near the dials (oven temperatures, burner settings etc) has been scrubbed clean off. The grill is also extremely difficult to get going, and almost as temperamental as I am. We came to an understanding that allowed me to grill some cheese on bread this afternoon, but I’m sure we’ll fall out again soon.

And now, of course, to the all-important question.

Is the house mouldy?

The answer, my friends, is that there are some suspicious black spots above the kitchen window. And, unfortunately, some mould in the washing machine.

At this point I’d like to open myself up to suggestions. What’s the best way to get rid of mould, and the mouldy smell, in an otherwise wonderful washing machine? Any tips will be gratefully received.

Friday 18 September 2009

Toilets: a brief comparative guide

Thanks to The Simpsons, I knew that water swirls down northern hemisphere drains in the opposite direction from the way it swirls Down Under.

But, honestly, I didn’t really expect all the other little differences between bathrooms. My previous trips out of Australia, prior to moving to Europe, had only been to Asia. Obviously you’d expect some differences there (e.g. squat toilets flushed by buckets of water, plumbing that can’t handle toilet paper, that sort of thing). But moving to Germany, I was qute naïve. I packed my Little Squirt, a device used for washing the soiling off nappies and directly into the toilet bowl. The Little Squirt hooked up to the toilet pipes in Australia and was one of the best purchases a cloth-nappy using household could make.

I did have some idea that the Little Squirt might not be compatible with the German toilet. However, I was unprepared for the fact that German toilets had no external pipes at all. The back of the toilet fitted directly into the wall.

My German bathroom - note the way the toilet pipes, cistern etc are all concealed behind tiles

I was unprepared for other German toilet issues, too, such as the matter of the Shelf Toilet (also known among my friends as the toilet bowl with Obervation Deck). Truly frightening, these toilets catch your bowel motions and hold them up on a shelf, out of the water, in order that they may boldly present themselves for your inspection before you flush. Nobody can help looking at the shelf's offerings, even if they don’t want to see. (An informal survey of fellow foreigners in Germany revealed that we all had the same horrifying problem of involuntary but compulsive stool inspection when faced with these abominable toilets.)

An Observation Deck Toilet (or ODT) may be useful if you live in a region (or an era) where you need to check fastidiously for worms. It may also be useful if you’ve been landed with medical orders to ensure that your stools are strictly 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale. But, honestly, I had one eye on that chart myself for months after childbirth, and I managed fine without an Observation Deck.

My hatred of the ODT was so great that, had my German flat been fitted with one, I probably wouldn’t have rented the place. It was bad enough using an ODT at a friend’s place, or in a shopping centre or café, without having to put up with one at home. Even when no bowel movement was involved, a trip to an ODT was always a revolting experience. If I needed to be put off my own bodily functions (and I didn’t, as I already found them disgusting enough, thank you), an ODT would have done it straight away.

And so, it was with great pleasure that I left German toilets behind and headed for the UK.

  • Normal bowl shape: check.
  • Free to use in public: check (no more worries about running out of small change to take my little girl on her third trip to the loo).
  • Children’s toilets, wheelchair & pram accessible toilets and nappy-change facilities, all easily located in public: check.

The UK is a great place to be out and about, in terms of toilet availability (unlike Germany, where few parents venture out with nappy bags, possibly because there are so few baby-change facilities available that expeditions are mostly kept short and timed to occur between changes and feeds). In the UK, toilets are easily found, accessible, and in my experience, generally kept in good order. I don't need to leave the house with a mental Toilet Plan. I just go out, safe in the knowledge that there will be toilets. No need to panic.

My one, unexpected gripe is that my friendly local toilets all seem to flush with levers, rather than with buttons. And so, my little girl, who used to be so proud of going to the toilet, and wiping and flushing all by herself, can no longer flush every time. She tries hard, practising many times a day, but she’s frustrated that, just like when she was younger, she needs an adult with her for every trip to the loo.

Lever flushes, however, are a small price to pay. As far as I’m concerned, a British toilet is a good toilet.

A humble example of a standard British toilet - note the pipes, flush and normal toilet bowl

Thursday 17 September 2009

The rules: what not to do when you've been sent to Coventry

It may well be that UK house-hunting is over (for the time being). Looks like Coventry may become my new home.

I am developing a set of rules to remind myself of how I should behave, in order not to turn the whole of Coventry against me during my stay.

  1. I must not imagine I am Lady Godiva. True, she's quite the local legend, but I suspect my own figure is best covered up by more than my hair. Also, I don't have access to a horse, and riding a bicycle/scooter/rollerblades/the bus naked would probably be misunderstood by both the general public and the police, and would definitely have no influence on tax rates.
  2. I must learn how to respond when I approach a shop counter and receive the somewhat confusing greeting, "Arraight?".
  3. I must not attempt to use the above-mentioned greeting in my own accent.
  4. I must not attempt to use the local accent. Ever.
  5. I must not pronounce any local place names unless I have received private coaching first, e.g. "Cheylesmore is pronounced Charlesmore" and "Stivichall is pronounced "Sty-chill". Whoever heard of a silent V?